Learn about soccer’s origin here. Or don’t. Your call.

Oh, I get it now; don’t play Deus Ex. That sounds like what Mass Effect did sometimes. Hated that.

I thank the gods for Katie.

Ooh, I love this idea.

Oh god, I was literally chased by something that looked like that. It was headed straight for me while I sat on the couch in the living room, so I noped out of there to the bedroom. Only to see it then crawl under the door crack and head straight for me sitting in the bed. Dafuq? Leave me alone!

She’s a narcissist, she didn’t care how I was supposed to feel. I was supposed to be a happy little girl always. When I cried during the daughter beating, in the movie, and then went to my room, she came after me and pressed her nose against mine, shaking angrily at how dare I overreact, because it made her seem like…

Either one would fit for me. My mother was half Carrie’s mother, half Norma Bates, but boy did she ever get mad at me for being sad while watching Mommy Dearest. At 6 years old. You know, because my being sad about it made her look bad. :/

Wow. I was expecting your stuff to be well, not nearly as good as it is. It’s really good. You’re too good to be on Kotaku, honestly. :P

OMG I love Kirsten Dunst forever for that dress.

I actually only recently found out that Reddit’s mascot was called snoo and was wondering if that’s what people assumed my name meant. I don’t mind being connected to Reddit though.

You are cornering the nerd fetish. I’ll be in my bunk.

Fuck with the things people already struggle with, they’ll give up. Fuck with their only joy, they’ll revolt. See: prohibition.

Oh oh, he possessed me on May 4th, 1991. Made me wear that black nail polish. Thank you, Satan, it matched my whole outfit!

When asked to comment on how girl get pragnant, Mr. Mirror Balls was quoted as saying, “Duh, with chicken wangs on Hollowpeen!”

Every once in a while he’ll make a post about making a new line up of comics, but usually already has a bunch in mind and asks us to vote on a certain number. The only criteria seems to be that it’s game related and that it’s shown consistency in how often a new comic goes up, so if it’s updated weekly, and has been…

And rats are actually super clean. They’re kind of obsessed with cleanliness actually.

Well I sympathize. I can see myself doing that for a game I absolutely adore, like Fire Emblem.

I know I’m posting this a lot, but I don’t think anyone is seeing them because I’m always slightly too late. But I want an explanation so bad.