This was my first thought. There's also a picture of him pointing at the camera and it's super creepy. I'm surprised the England clown isn't mentioned until I get to the greys, which most won't see. Sheesh.

Welcome back, Leo! Neuropathic pain is THE worst! I have it in my <ahem> in the worst place you can imagine. But I'm glad to see you're able to work. Your work is important to the human race... no pressure.

I was so excited for Tiny Death Star, because I loved Tiny Tower and I love Star Wars, but it was a disappointing product. Clearly not the same art department (so ugly) and lost the spirit of customization the original had.

They did add the ability to climb out without a ladder in 3, but all you had to do was put a wall or fence around the pool (right up against it).

As nuts as it seems, this is very realistic, unfortunately. My mother would have given me this copy instead too. We weren't allowed anything NOT like this. She threw out so many of my things for nutso reasons. As a teen I saw the crazy for what it was and when she literally tried to burn my books, I got physical and…

I had a doctor use the words "Obamacare" unnecessarily to me too once. It made me ill. Um, more ill.

Wow, Dazed and Confused is old enough that people think Half Baked said that first? Yikes. Feeling old.

This is the scene I think of every time I see something about Clue. She is the best!

Oh, sweet bliss, you've found your way to me again.

Mmm, Batman's boobies.

I know right? What a step backwards, actually multiple steps backwards.

Jason, your glee is palpable. And enjoyable.

As I watched the Mewtwo video, I tried making the same facial expressions that he did, as he was making them. It was fun; I'd recommend it.

What? Boring? Living skeletons are never boring. Fireballs are never boring. It was like a living Skyrim. And yup, Skyrim's never boring. SMH at my fellow ladies saying this stuff is boring.

This is making me want to play again SO BAD!

Yes, and I think they resent the fact that women cause their parts to "stand at attention" and they have no control over that. It makes them feel forced into feeling sexual and turned on even when they don't want to be, which I think makes them angry, especially when it's flaunted and overt, and makes them feel the…

We're already at the point when women don't require men for procreation. Google it, it's pretty interesting.

Yeah, not to mention people looking for them in the stores will hear, "you want the New 3DS?" "Yes I want a new 3DS." <hands them wrong thing> So stupid. Why didn't they learn last time?

Is the narration going to change? I'd be all over this if the narrator didn't sound so amateur.

Why would anyone regret masturbating? Or Skyrim for that matter?