queue the 'clever' remarks from the andorks. 'ram this megapixel that sheep something' whatever. Gimme gimme gimme next friday can't come soon enough I'm going to run my current android phone over with my car.

I'm just gonna be that guy.

Interesting subject matter...amazing no one ever thought of it before.

Honestly, as close as those seats are together they shouldn't be allowed to recline anyway.

You'd think somebody would leave a comment in Zillow. "Don't buy this house. It has demons. No, seriously, don't buy it. Not kidding!"

I say the nearly the same things about people who breed

Michael Keaton as Batman. Remember how we all reacted to him playing Batman?

Ska-friggin-doosh. Seriously, this speaks for itself...

Seeing him dodge bullets like a maniac is one of the most iconic visuals of the first MATRIX movie, but the part toward the end where he realizes he doesn't need to dodge bullets... that's massive.

This:

Okay, I was WAAAAAAAAAAY too emotionally invested in The Avengers movie... Like, my friends made fun of me. A lot. So, this scene really, REALLY made me happy....

Turning the prompt on its ear a little, here's a "f*ck yeah" moment when a despicable villain gets slapped down and does not bounce back.

Yeah really, don't. The microwave radiation is pretty bad, but the real issue is the high voltage present in the oven. It will cause instantaneous critical existence failure. Just don't.

Yes, I know.

You can also print out a pic using iron-on transfer paper, and then iron it onto a plastic or Plexiglas side-panel of your computer case. Add some back-lighting and you end up with some cool effects.

My Tag Heuer has a man-made sapphire crystal and it's 23 years old this December. Not a scratch on it.

When you see dollar signs or the word "dollar" it triggers negative feelings that are associated with paying. So, the next time you're out to eat and you see the menu items are missing dollar signs, say the price to yourself in your head. Instead of, "this sandwich is 12.99," say "this sandwich is twelve dollars and…

I'm an Eagle Scout and I've struggled with that problem myself when it comes to whether I'll register my son in Scouting. I decided that the good (see above) far outweighs the bad. There is simply no comparable organization. As long as you find a troop and a leader that shades your values, it will be fine. I knew gay…

Alternatives? Have them join the Boy Scouts and work to change from within. A lot of us are doing it and it's working. Join.