That is simply freakin' amazing to me. I know I'm older than some of the guys that post here regularly but back in the 90's I bought a first gen Viper right after they came out and it had FOUR HUNDRED HORSEPOWER! EEEEK!!! HIDE UR WOMENZ AND CHILDRENZ!!! INSANITY! STOP THE MADNESS!!!

Those are never good words to hear. Unless they're followed by "Your dog just gave birth to puppies that crap $20s!"

"William-nilliam" It is that sort of stuff that I find entertaining and keeps me reading. The little stuff.

Sorry but I will say that growing up in a multi-car household (8-10 cars at any given time for both parents and my two siblings) it is an extremely useful little dab of paint. I also drive friend's cars often since to some of them driving is a chore and they would prefer a chauffeur, and I have no problems enjoying…

"Less than 1000 miles on the conversion" translates to "shit, this didn't turn out as good as we expected". I suppose it's a nice enough runner, even with the conversion, so yeah - a grudging NP.

Cannot be stolen/replaced with a toilet seat.

Maybe it's because I grew up watching Dukes of Hazzard, but midway thru the jump I saw the car freeze and heard the voice of Waylon Jennings making some comic aside..

And today I got an email back:

Here's a kid who looks like a total hippie, who has never had a drop of alcohol nor a puff of weed. He makes a shitty living and lives in his parents house while he goes to enginering school. And yet he was able to save up $13,000 to put into go-fast shit for his car. All the mechanical bits on the car are totally…