RocketSled
RocketSled - see, there were sleds, with rockets, and they were fast...and now I'm old
RocketSled

Cannot be stolen/replaced with a toilet seat.

Maybe it's because I grew up watching Dukes of Hazzard, but midway thru the jump I saw the car freeze and heard the voice of Waylon Jennings making some comic aside..

And today I got an email back:

Here's a kid who looks like a total hippie, who has never had a drop of alcohol nor a puff of weed. He makes a shitty living and lives in his parents house while he goes to enginering school. And yet he was able to save up $13,000 to put into go-fast shit for his car. All the mechanical bits on the car are totally