As did Jesus!

Who cross-shops Vipers and Fiat 500's?

Adama. Manœuver.

Down this path lies neurosis.

Not at all, I'm implying crass consumerism is an addictive drug.

I've also found, paradoxically, that we ate better when money is tight. Less liquor, less eating out, make a good meal the night before to have leftovers for lunch the next day...

Or, you know, work to bring your life satisfaction in ways other than spending money.

_COMPUTERS_ passed the Turing tests...Gizmodo Editors? No so much.

Nice Underbody ÆRO

This is how complicated it is to take a wheel off of a Porsche 959. There's a security lock (don't lose that key!) then you need a special torque multiplying tool that keys into the wheel. Good luck hoping your local tire shop has one of those on hand. Also, the wheels have a different bead profile than every other…

Eh...all the deadones are there, too.

Except that there's stuff you can get with a full camera that's just not possible with a phone (Bokeh is an artifact of having an aperture), controlling depth of field is much harder to with a phone. For certain types of photography, they're indistinguishable, and the fringe areas where bigger glass is better are…

oh do I want a robot vacuum...oh how robot vacuums have let me down in the past. I've had four...and multiple batteries...and multiple shipments back to iRobot for refurbishment...and you have to roombaproof the rooms in question...and look, the test review above already need the side brush de-haired. I want to love…

The Apple Company line for IOS 7 is: You need to be able to authenticate with the owner's iCloud account before the phone will permit a wipe and reinstall...do you know otherwise?

I love the internet.

If you're gonna drive like an ass, have 360 degree knowledge of where you're doing it. Have fun, when you can, then slow the fuck down and drive like normal people.

Can I be equally impressed with the quadcopter, too?

Think about what this means — two men, so hedonistic and immoral that they're willing to steal a car, and kidnap a human are heading to a somewhere they can gamble, do drugs, get drunk, and have sex. What you're seeing in this ad is the moment 48 hours before the sales guy wakes up in a bathtub without a kidney, in a…

403 Forbidden on all the best buy links...

Then my manual will increase in value. There is no debate that automatics can/are made that are better than a stick. It's that a manual is more inclusive, and there will ALWAYS be a group of people who want the car to drive itself, and there will ALWAYS be a group of people that want to control as much of the…