That’s why they’re called pigs.

What about this is benefitting society, exactly?

Since when does dirty blonde = brunette

I mean, I wouldn’t eat there with a gun to my head due to their shitty politics, so I have no doubt some knuckle-draggers love to eat there for the same reason.

I had a (white) guy I dated in college express absolute disbelief that I (a white woman) had never shoplifted in my life. I said, well, I was fortunate to never need to do that, and doing it for entertainment/because I could would just be fucked up. I just didn’t see any logic as to why I would have ever done that. He…

If by “thought she knew” you mean “lied about knowing.” You can’t call someone you’re lying about knowing.

Her demeanor + expression are downright creepy.

I get to stay in fancy hotels for work a lot and would admittedly miss those buffets a bit. I don’t eat breakfast 99.9% of the time, so those super fancy, five-star buffets are basically the one time I do.

Find me a more insufferable pair than Musk and Grimes.

I have more stuff in my freezer right now than I ever have in my life.

No matter who wins, we all lose.

Haven’t heard of it either, and kale is hot garbage.

Just turned 33; what the fuck.

That’s a dick move. What state?

So then she had to fish in other waters. But Chicago has just has insular and old money a social scene and her antics likely made her persona non grata when she probably expected she’d breeze in and ascend instantly because of her NYC past. HA! She’s likely not even getting to have her reception at The Casino Club.…

I’m basically shadow-banned on Jezebel now for expressing exhaustion with their bullshit. I’ve only been posting here pretty much since Jezebel launched.

Goop looks really good on that cover though. I’m into that sweater.

There was a guy in my neighborhood a couple years ago that would look in women’s windows (including mine) and masturbate in plain sight. Broad daylight, even.

I was about to say...this thing was made for hotdogs.

Home Depot?