Right on brand.

If I looked like that, I’d kill myself.

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All the chicks in that IG post have the same face.

Well yeah. The saying is “computers are only as smart as the people using them” for a reason. 

Right - killing for subsistence isn’t killing for fun.

Assholes? Stupid people? The inbred? All of the above?

The first one being “are they hiring?”

Right up there with “I’m not racist, but...”

I can’t get with the outrage over this. Certainly not enough that I needed to see a second article about it.

Am I the only person that’s never gotten through a single episode of Friends?

She’s the #1 FaceTune abuser in a long line of FaceTune abusers. 

Do you realize many skin-lightening products are actually dangerous and not something people should be putting on their bodies though? We’re not talking about people going to a dermatologist; we’re talking about random individuals in Asia, Africa, etc. buying random stuff off the shelves.

India in particular is the only place I’ve spent time where I had to explain to people with graduate and doctoral degrees what the Holocaust was...

It’s wild that every conversation has focused on breathing but ignores that you can really fuck someone up by messing with the carotid artery.

Maine: the whitest state in America.

“Out of business” = hundreds of locations?

A child, and all the people that run around referring to their child’s age in months when it’s not necessary. I’m not your kid’s pediatrician; just say your kid is two years old.

I don’t even think I have the patience right now to be able to follow an account like that.

Additionally, if you’re dressed like you’re going to Coachella, we’re on to you. Go home.