Quibi: something I’ve literally never heard of outside of GMG sites.

Poster child for white privilege Olivia Jade should learn when she needs to shut the fuck up for a while. She’s free to work on her shit without being performative about it.

Because Jezebel has become overrun with bitter assholes that don’t realize this isn’t their personal blog.

Jezebel has become everything it used to be against.

I’ve always strongly disliked Lea Michele, and this just further solidifies it. 

They all do, from the WH on down to the absolute dumbest Trump supporter in BFE, Alabama.

Boom.

I was delighted to wake up and read this dude’s story. Real American hero.

Actually, anything “smart” is only as “smart” as the people using it. Good luck with that. So far, a lot of Tesla drivers actually seem dumber than average. Can’t wait for that to scale!

I can’t believe people are actually upvoting this.

Can someone tell me when screens in view of the driver actually became legal? Because, granted, I took driver’s ed ~17 years ago, but that was one thing that I remember clearly as being illegal for obvious reasons. I’ve also never been able to wrap my head around the cognitive dissonance of texting bad, car screen…

I fucking LOATHE the touchscreen in my own vehicle (not a Tesla). Fortunately I almost never have to use it. Whoever thought touchscreens in vehicles were good ideas deserves to be shot into the sun.

Sure, except for the fact that my car doesn’t have an “autopilot” or other stupid features to fuck around with, nor does it have a TV sized screen mounted in the dash. But sure.

Wow, you mean many Tesla drivers are too stupid to not take “auto-pilot” literally? You don’t say!

An insult to corncobs everywhere.

“Don’t gas me, bro!”

I think this was written by an actual adult getting paid to write it and not Jake Paul, imo.

Their dad seems like a huge Chad all on his own, unfortunately.

Fuck Jake Paul and every other celebrity and quasi-celebrity that is using this moment as a photo op and nothing more. Shut the fuck up and get out there like everyone else. I know it’s hard, but you really don’t have to tell people every single thing you’re doing. Your performative BS is about as meaningful as all…

Yeah, heard inklings about this yesterday. Disgusting.