RockYouLikeAHermanCain
RockYouLikeAHermanCain
RockYouLikeAHermanCain

The National Zoo and some dude drugging up tigers for other dudes to pose with for their Tinder pics are...slightly different.

Wonder how they feel about crab rangoon.

Even if he’s not sure what exactly it is that he did!

Unfortunately, being a classless, dumb asshole is not a crime.

I had an IG post up with an indigenous woman that had a visible-ish nipple (you’d have to look for it) for like a year. It just got removed a couple weeks ago. Nothing sexual about it at all. Just a real person living their real life in a way that happens to be different from Western norms. The “appeals” process is

Garbage tattoo for a garbage person.

JLo is a major FaceTune abuser. 

Oh please, they are not fucking victims. Kendall’s entire family deals in snake oil and deception on a regular basis.

Correct!

Oh I wasn’t aware I had to be personally attracted to the actors to enjoy the content. This will be a revelation for porn viewers everywhere.

Has she even modeled in the last...decade? I’m not being snarky, but it’s seriously been the better part of ten years since I’ve seen her do anything that could be called “modeling.” Now she’s just another bland lifestyle celebrity.

See also: Babylon Bee. My Trump-loving uncle posts the Babylon Bee like it’s 100% serious news. Has no concept that it’s satire, at all.

I’ve watched more Lance Hart videos than I care to admit.

Right? I lost it when she started rattling off all the big box retailers where you can buy her various products.

Seriously. Haven’t there been adult brawls at multiple CEC locations?

She’s a child who will grow up and will learn to be a better, more humble kid eventually

If you’re a solo woman traveler, couch surfing is just about the opposite of worry-free travel.

Thailand is one of those places where I feel like the less you spend, the more stereotypical your experience is (and not necessarily in a good way). I wouldn’t go to Khaosan Road if you paid me. I met so many people that had their passports stolen in the time I spent in Thailand.

Uhhh I know plenty of assholes that think owning being an asshole after the fact doesn’t make them an asshole. They’re terrible people and race has nothing to do with it.

Can’t stand her.