Jojo Siwa, budding narcissist. Watching her talk makes me feel like I was 1,000 years old at 17 by comparison.

Nothing says sexy like elementary school band concert vibes.

Oh it took a hard turn alright.

I was doing that thing you do during horror movies where you peek out of a lattice of your own fingers.

Thanks, I hate it.

No shame in that!

My city has temporarily closed a ton of streets to through traffic so there’s more space for being socially distant outside. Kind of nice.

If you wash your hands and remove your mask correctly you won’t have to worry about what you touched.

Just checked it out and yeah that does not look right - especially compared to the above clip with Kelly Ripa.

I don’t know why people are surprised that people are still getting injectables? My dermatologist has been open right along since they’re in a free-standing building, and they will definitely jab you right now. I was in recently for a non-injectable related reason, and they said they’re getting tons of calls from…

Get a plate without a ridge at the edge and just slowly push it into your mouth as you woodchipper it.

My assumption was that he has a stake in whatever company that makes it, is mad that it’s not a viable treatment, and is now saying he’s taking it so the rubes buy it.

Hey buddy, we all lived through you moonlighting as “MC Rove,” so kindly fuck off.

I can only imagine what it’s like to tell Elon and Ivanka “fuck you” simultaneously. Living the dream!

Didn’t someone get a sandy living room on Trading Spaces from Hildi “straw on the fucking walls” Santo-Tomas?

Oh look, I have something in common with Grimes’ mom!

The one that I pass most often has an insane, parking-lot-fucking-up line almost always. Even at like 10 am on a Tuesday (Bay Area).

This is the way.

The only “cruise” I’d ever consider is a chartered yacht like what they do on Below Deck. And I agree on group travel - solo or one other person are about all I can tolerate.

It just makes this whole situation sound a bit more epic!