I wonder if people realize not wearing a face covering right now makes them look like a colossal asshole? Face coverings are mandatory in my county now and grocery stores are turning people away if they don’t/won’t wear one, but I feel like some people aren’t getting that wearing a mask isn’t really about them...

Raddix? Sounds like a pesticide. 

I have zero sympathy for people that choose to have that many kids in general. 

Yeah, yum! Might do some wrapped in bacon...

Correct. It’s a junkfood store with some real food mixed in, which really lends itself to impulse buys.

Could be mourning doves.

I saw my dumb as shit, Trump supporting uncle complaining about this.

The place I’m living now has a brand new, perfectly level stove, but omg I had this problem in the place I lived prior (for five+ years!) with wonky burners and it drove me fucking insane. Funny how you take stuff like level burners for granted until you’re faced with one that isn’t, and then it’s literally the most…

Viking. motherfucking. range.

Haha, tantrump.

I own an untouched rural parcel of land and my neighbor clear cut my old growth trees from the bottom 1/3 of it. Once this quarantine is over, I get to head to the Ozarks and start fighting a man in court about tree stumps and the value of old growth

Just imagine someone clutching their pearls because they showed up to a group dinner at a restaurant and there weren’t place cards.

The couture chick has terrible taste and seems really uptight/performatively bougie. 

I don’t know how anyone could tolerate James Charles long enough to get through even one episode. 

On the other hand, they did nothing wrong in borrowing the money and who the hell cares about ten million when you have trillions - trillions - being flushed away by this criminally incompetent admin?

If you applied for a loan you’re now giving back because you’re not a small business, no, you absolutely do not deserve praise. 

As a sole proprietor that probably won’t get fucking anything in any form, forgive me if I’m not proud of massive corporations for giving back their loans. They’re all assholes for even applying in the first place.

I definitely notice, but then I frequently work on documents where I’m not the only contributor. Nothing worse than having to find and replace all the double spaces because only one person does it.

This picture reminds me I have been doing far too few roasted garlic + crusty bread + red wine “dinners” during quarantine.

Just buy a coffee machine, you utterly wasteful motherfucker.