Pretty sure you just blend more burgers...

Cheez Whiz fucking rules. Broccoli + cauliflower + a fuckload of Cheez Whiz + crunchy onion topping does it for me.

Yeah, we need a controlled trial next. I suspect this maaaay not hold up in the face of stone-cold sobriety.

Celebrities aren’t usually famous for their brains.

Right? It’s like going to Web MD. It’s always cancer!

“In India a surge in the number of cases of polio , particularly among children, has prompted the Indian Medical Association to question India’s eradication strategies.”

Turn it off? I never turned it on.

We could all stand to purify ourselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka right now.

To be fair, bra-cup-as-facemask-memes/images have been floating around since this thing was really only on the map in China.

Didn’t watch because I hate this kind of stuff. Sounds like that was the right choice.

Right? You aren’t going to drown in a pool just because you left your house.

LOOOOL what an absolute tool.

Bete Noir is kind of a weird name for a dog...?

I think this correlation REALLY depends on what the tattoo is.

NO RAGRETS

I’m not impressed until they drink the sarcophagus water.

Nice.

An article with Emily St. John Mandel and not even a mention of the topical Station Eleven? Psssssh.

I wasn’t even seeing anyone prior to this all going down and was having a vague long-distance flirtation with someone and was generally ok that I wasn’t having regular sex, but damn if the horniness hasn’t skyrocketed now that the very option of sex has more or less been entirely eliminated for the time being.

All of this. The creepyness is a given. And no one should be surprised that a 27 year old that would date a 17 year old is superficial.