Define “Assault Weapons”? Big, scary, BLACK guns? Take your average “assault” weapon and put wood furniture on it, and it’s a hunting rifle. AGAIN, the problem is NOT the guns, but the PEOPLE who use them!

Damn you. I just stopped by to have a quick look and got sucked into 13 open tabs.

That’s really kind of unfortunate as the only thing that would bring me back to GTA V is single player content. Then again, I don’t appear to be their target market any more.

I’m not only the dean of The Jalopnik School For Kids That Can’t Read or Math Good And Want To Do Investigative Automotive Journalist Things Good Too, I’m also an alumnus.

Wtf Honda. You’re not even good at being Honda anymore.

Morgan: Skipping Every Other Century in Technology™

I’m so tired of people being offended by other people’s opinions.

How is this any different than someone else writing a column for a newspaper expressing their opinion on the matter? I am glad he speaks his mind instead of following the herd like a sheep which exactly what many people are doing nowadays. Go ahead and call me a bigot, I know you will because that’s what this…

JALOPNIK STOP TURNING IN TO GAWKER! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Flame away, but transgenderism is the only mental illness with surgical body mutilation as the “cure.”

If people want to be this stupid, let them, people stupid enough to drink racing fuel are doing the gene pool a god damned service.

The last game was optimized for AMD cards, used AMD’s TressFX for the hair and both XB1 and PS4 use AMD GPUs. Yet for some goddamn reason the PC version of Rise, and ONLY the PC version, is optimized for Nvidia.

Fuck Nvidia right in their stupid assholes.

Even animals can’t resist the VTEC.

Nintendo is a disgusting company.

Wow, was not expecting this.

I think you’re not done boiling it down to the true essence yet.

This is an EU country, not Armenia.