As a photographer who recently replayed some Pokemon Snap I can tell you skills don't always translate. Stupid Professor Oak doesn't adhere to the rule of thirds!

Sometimes the only reason some people are alive is because mom didn't want to fuck up her lipstick.

Doesn't matter if ubisoft thinks they're the new EA, the best games are being made with a female audience in mind.

Riding a motorcycle is even cheaper than electricity. $15 for me to fill up my R6 where I live, and if I ride sensibly I can get nearly 200 miles on $15. The number would be almost 400 miles for the same money if I bought a Ninja 300 or a touring bike. Which are comfortable. Electric motorcycles will be even faster…

The great thing about Jalopnik is that it's always been a compelling mix of what it is and what it does - both product and, for lack of a less heinous term, lifestyle. But it's always been about the core of the auto-cult experience and the search for some sort of truth therein.

Beer. Lots of cheap canned beer. None of this fancy microbrewery stuff. I recommend Coors Light, the beer designed to allow you to drink all day long.