I like the idea of staining elephant and rhino tusks with an organic stain that pretty much renders them valueless. It’s pink, and apparently soaks through to the core of the tusk. I guess it’s not happening, because you have to knock the animal out to dye it’s tusks/horn, which in itself presents dangers. But they…

I was just saying elsewhere that yesterday, at the mall, I saw a Sikh woman with pretty much a full goatee and mustache. It’s probably already difficult enough for her to use a public ladies’ room.

A girlfriend pointed out recently that she has been mistaken for a man before, by airport security - and she is very straight and pretty damn gender conforming. I’ve been called “sir” when in work out clothing because I’m really tall. At what point do we become concerned that if we don’t all look super feminine…

The “I want to speak to a manager” haircut: the tapered bob with highlights that have been too chunky since 2005, like the mom in John and Kate Plus Eight before the divorce.

Fucking Debbie. She’s been wearing matching cardigan sets since kindergarten. She ran for student council president every year and never got elected. She thinks that any color of nail polish on your toes is slutty-even beige. Dolores Umbridge is her role model.

It's a way of policing gender presentation.

Oh, she’s definitely named Debbie. People call her Deb, and she has a wheat-blonde shoulder-length haircut and two kids. Her eldest son is the QB on his high-school football team and she’s just so damn proud!

I am a tall, athletic female. I have broad shoulders. When I had short hair, I used to refer to it as my “hey, mister, you can’t go in that washroom” haircut. There is a certain type of woman who loves to say that line. It is the same type of woman who rushes out of her house when you park in front of it to remind you…

Are we literally going to go back to pre stonewall times when men and women had to have X number of gender specific items on their person?! That's what this is. I want to know if someone was killed or robbed while these officers were keeping a person from using the goddamn toilet. Fuck. This.

I am a straight, cis-female with severe polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS), which has the effect of giving me a full face of dark facial hair. I am also unfortunate enough to live in NC. On the way to get my face waxed 2 weeks ago, I stopped in a DSW to look at shoes for my upcoming wedding (to a man, which I am not).…

Even straight people who aren’t 100% gender conforming and/or compliant with gender stereotypes. It does everything!

Fuck.

Huh. I hadn’t thought about whether these bathroom bills were also stealth attempts to harass gays, lesbians, and bisexuals before. This must be part of that new educational series, The More You Didn’t Want To Know.

i’m with you

I am so glad I am too old to know what the fuck is going on anymore.

I don’t see Clinton and Warren engaging in a lot of joint projects in the future, much as Warren might set off the ticket nicely.

Wendy Davis of TX would be great.