For any of you who have not read the NYT article, oh by god please read it, word for word, and take your time.

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

That track and field joke. Chris Rock is living his best life and I am so glad I get to witness it.

Guys... HE BROUGHT STACEY DASH OUT. He is fucking with everyone.

The comment about the IRS targeting him for being a “strong Christian” left me on life support. The comments about Marco Rubio’s perspiration caused a slight hiccup in my EKG. This one? I’m DEAD.

He needs to do some research, but he will certainly condemn them if it turns out that they are bad.

Can she go to PBS? They would be a better fit since they do intelligent coverage.

Also, if your religion prohibits you from interacting with literally half the people on the planet, your religion probably sucks.

Finally. If your religion prohibits any sight or incidental contact with women, maybe you should stay home. We certainly won't.

Oh god. My mom sews. I grew up in the 1980s. You don’t want to know how many of these sofa-fabric vests she made me. I had one with teddy bears kinda like this:

The last time I wore a vest, it was the 1980s and, regrettably, my vest looked like this:

AWESOME KINJA Denton! The top rated comments are Burner MRAs complaining about victimhood of men...

Next up, he’s gonna claim he’s an actual Doctor.

A good teacher once told me... look at the last thing you wrote; put it first, and delete all the rest. I still haven’t learned that, and neither has that jerk.

Only Donald Trump would “evolve” on abortion based on the experience of a dude.

I want Jessica Williams to jump ship to Full Frontal.

GUYS I JUST GOT A CONFIRMATION EMAIL TO ATTEND THE TAPING ON FEB 15TH!!! I AM BEYOND STOKED!!!

WAS. She has since become American. SHE IS ONE OF US NOW AND YOU CAN’T HAVE HER BACK!!! YOU HEAR THAT, CANADA!!! SHE IS OURS!!!

She *obviously* needs Matt Damon to explain a few things to her.


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You should probably move to somewhere cold and miserable. Like Brooklyn.