She just didn't appreciate the sound advice you were giving out. You're right, she probably shouldn't fuck her dad.

you are the voice of a generation and jezebel's poet laureate in residence

You know what's fucked up? Reading this, my first strong reaction was "Kamau, you can't buy something and not get a bag! You know better!!" As a black man, I can't stress how often my parents and older siblings drilled into my head the fact that I could never, ever buy anything without getting a bag and, if possible,…

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Pricasso is a good name, tho. Respect.

We can be stupid together, because I thought the same thing. And for that I am sorry.

OH, FOR...

I love the saying, "those who love brutal honesty are more interested in the brutality than thr honesty".

Can't forget this gem

"I should have manned up and I should have fought for you," Blandford says. "And I didn't. I didn't. I am so grateful that you are in Heaven with Jesus, the King of Kings, the Lord of Lords, and that you got to see him before I did. And I know you're going to extend me grace, but I just—it would've been so cool to…

If you feel so bad about not getting to chill with your tiny bruh on this earth, maybe apologize for not using protection or not discussing reproductive plans before having sex. Those are things you actually could have done something about if you didn't want this to happen.

"I conceded to an abortion," says Shane Idleman, the pastor of a church called Westside Christian Fellowship. "Even as a pastor, that deicision still haunts me today. What would they look like? Would it be a boy? Would it be a girl? Their first step, saying 'daddy.' But those are just dreams, dreams that often haunt…

But Planned Parenthood is having a sale, abort two get one free!!!

"I'm sorry for men not taking a greater stand in this area," Idleman adds.

bigger question: why bing?????????/

"To automatically to be lumped into that category of a gang... that hits a little close to home for us, because that isn't our intent at all," Strobl said.

I know a lot of people in the queer community whose lives have been irreparably damaged by intolerant religious people, so while I feel for those who resort to this sort of thing to cope, I have zero qualms about pointing out that the religious beliefs that drive people to do this are absolute bullshit.

I love this woman. I think she is a supreme talent and a fascinating mind. She is beautiful and unique and outspoken and passionate. And she makes fucking awesome music. I think the world needs way more people like her. I will forever be in awe of young people who can inspire me to do better and be more and Ms.…

I dunno guys...she's only the 20th woman to come forward. Is there a man somewhere who can confirm all this???

Still 3 minutes too long.