I call bullshit

Whatever Kara, you don't know what you're talking about because you're not black. I mean, I know you have a picture, but that's not really you.

This isn't how most grad students dress (she's missing the unwashed hair and constant look of despair), however it is how almost every woman ever depicted in a Woody Allen movie is costumed.

Birth, a.k.a. "taking a number 3"

Here's a bonus tale of billboard vandalism. I've told this story before on Kitchenette but this time I have a picture, which is worth a thousand words.

So, yes. You are very perceptive. I loved that show and auditioned, and the audition went well. Then I didn't hear anything, so I asked if I could guest host. They were only hiring "celebrities" but I had done several appearances on Politically Incorrect at the time which proved persuasive. The guest hosting is what…

I've heard it my entire career so I generally ignore it. These people are not paying my bills and it's impossible to argue with an idiot. It's like trying to talk a rock into having sex with you. Waste of time. Rocks ain't got no genitals.

You know that EVERY SINGLE ONE of these dragons has at least two kids, a stay at home wife, and a mistress.

Oh my god, anti-choicers, GET A LIFE. (But only if you want to, when you want to)

She's Team Cake. And she's putting frosting on allegedly piping hot just-out-of-the-oven cupcakes and it's somehow not melting.

I don't think she actually watched Shawshank Redemption...

I've found that I've been saying "that's what she said" more and more when I lecture.

I don't need feminism because earning 70% or less than what a man earns was good enough from my mother, it was good enough for me and, goddammit, it will be good enough for my daughter.

I don't need feminism because I like having no legal recourse when my husband beats me.

To Blake's PR reps: I know you're reading this. I'm going to break some shit down below but before I do, I want to ask you to please PLEASE go into politics or philanthropy or something where you are able to change the lives of people in need. I say this because you are CLEARLY AMAZING AT YOUR JOB and could sell…

Well now I'm mortified.

I hope it's not Navajo-patterned. Only Blake Lively could get away with it.

I hyperextended my brand and tore a bunch of ligaments. Now I have to wear a brand brace everywhere. It sucks.

Try the fish, you're here all week!

You're just jealous of us incisive, critical commenters with really gorgeous, popular brains!