I really hated Cousin Rose and all of her tedious nonsense. Season 4 was duller than my second husband.

The only way to dispose of browsing history of kitty porn.

Ah, Sweetie. We're always sarcastic. Sometimes it's just so dry no one notices.

These fuckers need to calm their Burmese pythons.

I guess the shoulders are a little bit, but the real problem with the suit is he needs a pop of color so as not to wash him out. #helpful #iamavailableforhire #yesiusehashtagsonjezcomeatmebro

Counter-point: summer was great. We bought kayaks and didn't watch the news.

A UK woman's home was infested with thousands of wasps

Is Snacktastic paying you to post content tonight Mark?

My gf used to design clothing for Gap. I can promise you that the fault does not lie with the designers, many of whom have good taste and ideas. Unfortunately, the higher ups and the merchants are the ones who insist on making everything boring, often because it costs a slight bit more to add an interesting detail.

It costs 3 cents to make so even if you buy it for super deep discount at $2.99 they're still doing alright.

It's the least she could do after destroying all those homes with that wrecking ball in the first place.

I was right slap bang in the middle of the 90's when he had that mad string of films like Mrs. Doubtfire and Aladdin.

Seriously, what is it with rapture obsessed parents and driving? My parents spent my entire childhood telling me that I'd never get to drive because of rapture. When I turned 16, they wouldn't let me apply for my actual driver's license because they held out hope. When I turned 18, my mom forced my dad to let me get…

No- when you're a vegan, it just feels like purgatory.

Yes. It was in the deleted scenes of Jacob's Ladder.

Yuck. She's abhorrent. Then again, to each their own. Sad that you can't see much beyond color for sexiness in females.

What does it mean if you eat alone 100% of the time? I mean, just hypothetically speaking. Not from experience or anything.