I could somewhat tolerate people talking to me because it's a Ferrari, but I would've went ape shit on the guy who put his water bottle on your roof and then proceeded to open the door stick half his body in. The bottle could've just been sitting on the ground, has sand/dirt on the bottom of it, and he just scratched…

Holy shit, I thought the same. Dumb twat reporter.

Read the article is difficult for some people.

POWER MOVE.

Sorry, he's fuckin' truckin', despite the fact that it's a C5. And those are the correct lyrics anyway!

It's "East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'..."

I saw that and was going to ask that it be corrected, too.

Mind. Blown... Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...

Hey Matt, maybe it's just me, but inserting huge gifs into an article makes it a pain in the ass to read. My head wants to spolde.

99% of people have their monitors oriented in landscape . People who film with their cameras in portrait are idiots.

To....?

But MANY fucking idiots hold their phones the wrong way for taking videos, post them online, and we're forced to watch shit like this. Not sure what your post has to do with that.

Why do terrorists deserve anything better?

Didn't say the Camaro has set records, did I? But Chevy took the ZL-1 and Z/28 to the Ring and cares about making a car go around corners. Dodge? Not so much with the Challenger. Why is the Camaro fat? The platform it's on, safety regulations, etc. But it doesn't seem to to matter with the track times the Z/28…

The Z/28 is a specialty car, basically made only for the track. The ZL-1 is way more streetable; basically an SS on sterioids with a better suspension set-up. The Corvette is not in the same class as the Camaro - it has different buyers AND it's a great street car. So, yes, it makes perfect sense for Chevy to make…

1.) The lack of diversity in motorsports (huh?) has nothing to do with this site. It's guys like you being a dick for absolutely no reason. We were just bantering about the Camaro and Challenger when you started in calling my "dumber than most" and to go back to Jezebel. Enough with shit like that, dude. Be cool. …

Yeah, and that's why some end up there. More than 1%, that's for sure.

I don't have ignorance, I just don't fucking like it. Is it something cool to be able to build a car with 20,000 hp and have it fly down the track? Yep. Do I give a shit? Nope.

First, Chevy has the Corvette AND Camaro for setting lap records. Both do pretty well, especially versus Dodge. I'm not sure about what you're talking about with "faster." In what aspect?

Have you ever been to an open track day at a road course? I have. While I haven't seen any ZL-1s or GT500s, I've seen fucking expensive-ass Porsches and Bimmers, so I bet Camaros and Mustangs will end up there, too.