Ok, first off, you can politely stop right now with being a dick, calling me "dumber than most," telling me why we're here on Jalop, and telling me to go back to Jezebel. I think drag racing is lame, you love it. Great. I like motor racing that involves driver skill AND the car's abilities. We'll leave it at that.

Better question? When will people learn this:

Yes, as a kid and I never had any desire to go back. NHRA (and drag racing) is lame and even more white trash than NASCAR. Wait for the tree to hit green and floor it. Wow. :| The skill is purely in reaction time, not actual driving.

You love your Dodges, don't you? You do realize that track times are about carrying speed THROUGH the corners, which allows faster straight times. That's why Spec Miatas are crazy fast on tracks. Again, when the last time you saw track times anywhere for a Challenger? If you have seen it compared to a Camaro or…

Yep, you're right. They're just trying to appeal to their base and to people who will be impressed by these figures. I am not, particularly, but I'm also a Camaro fan who values handling and track times over drag racing.

Less than 1% of SUVs go off road, but have you ever been to a track day? I have and you see all kinds of cars there, so I think you're wrong with your "less than 1%" claim for ZL-1s and GT500s. Drag racing is the white trashiest of all motorsports.

Yeah, but Dodge makes a big deal about comparing the Hellcat to the Camaros - look at that chart. Chevy didn't design their cars to be solely quarter mile machines because anyone can do that... The ZL-1 and Z/28 can do a lot more.

I guess I should say they BOTH are fat asses, but the Camaro would kick the Challenger's ass. :)

Wow, I didn't realize that... But when's the last time you've seen an Dodge talk about track times and boast about the handling abilities of the Challenger? Never that I've seen. So I'm guessing that the ZL-1 would kick the ass of even the Hellcat around a track. That means more to me than the quarter mile; anyone…

That's great and all and I appreciate the car because it has 707 hp, BUT let's see it go head-to-head with its competition around any track. The ZL-1, Z/28, and GT500 would kick its fat ass.

Oh, shut the fuck the up, you anti-Semite. Down with Hamas.

Too busy to find a gig doing so. Your mom is insatiable.

I did...till I fucked yours.

Did you call upstairs to mom and have her bring your lunch down?

You hurt my feelings. :'(

I was talking about the "Fuck AWACS" comment.

Wow. Good one. :|

Wow. Sure got me there. :|

Ha, "simpleton troglodyte"?? Did you high-five your fellow coder in you mom's basement and shout out "BAZINGA!!!" after typing that? Goddamn geek.

Ike. Farewell address. Your point?