I was hoping someone over here would make the connection.

Please let Richard Hammond VA this.

i pragmatically voted for hillary. for me it wasnt “her emails” that ignorant people didnt like her over, it was that she was politically toxic enough that she can be whittled down to “but her emails” and “but benghazi”

i understood no matter what we needed a democrat as a president right now in this climate - and look…

Shut everything down until Trump nominates Merrick Garland.

To be clear, literally all they did was take her name off a prize. 

Yeah, we know. Trump was elected because racist people want to keep being racist and celebrate racist people.

So then textbooks will stop rewriting slavery as a guest worker program? Since we’re talking about flossing over history and all...

That’s pretty ironic paired with an image of giant dad.

“Dark Souls”. The name of the first game. Not missing anything. 

Tom Arnold is promoting his VICE tv show ‘The Hunt For The Trump Tapes.’

A $200 million reboot of the Where the Boys Aren’t series?

Needs more Kramer.

I like both of those things a moderate amount! And Doctor Who!

I’m drafting the script now:

Don’t remove ‘em. Just put them in slave bikinis.

This reminds me of the guys (#stanger) that re-recorded Metallica’s St. Anger to make it sound better. I actually listen to that version of the record instead of Metallica’s.

Nah. 

I like the guy’s unfounded optimism. “We’ll get Disney’s attention, then we’ll have a meeting, then they’ll give us permission to use the Star Wars IP.” Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

At least he doesn't want me to ask him about his nards... 

Will this new remake remove all those icky gross women that threaten our sense of personal identity and make us feel funny?