You had a mini solo bolo! I love Ben Schwartz so much. I wanna sing a capella with him and Scottie Aucks so badly. 

I ran into the actor who plays that dude while crossing the street en route to a bar and he had the perfect Jean Ralphio response. I made eye contact with him and started to say “oh shit” and he jumps in front of me and yells “I KNOW, RIGHT??”

because the world is a better place when Parks & Rec is in our world

Fuck it, here’s where everyone ends up:

Same here. And all I can figure is that Parks and Rec reminds me of a time when i would watch TV and not really worry about being interrupted by a special news bulletin informing me that half the world was on fire and the other half was covered in radioactive pudding.

I mean . . . yes, Steele had bias against Trump . . . BECAUSE HIS SOURCES WERE TELLING HIM THAT TRUMP WAS CONSPIRING WITH THE RUSSIANS TO SUBVERT DEMOCRACY!

The republicans got their awful tax law and pleased their billionaire overlords, so I don’t get why they’re still carrying water for trump to the point where nothing else matters. It’s not surprising they’re putting party over country but to what end?

From the get go the memo starts off with unconfirmed data. I mean, who considers Devin Nunes to be ‘honorable’?

If this is the best they could do, they’re tooootally fucked.

Oh man, after finally reading it it’s even dumber than we’d imagined. What a wet fart Nunes has produced here.

Man, no one clicks any links anymore.

Man, no one clicks any links anymore.

this entire post was being sarcastic...

this entire post was being sarcastic...

When they released the 30 Rock porn parody, Liz Lemon (played by Tina Fey, also known for her Sarah Palin impresson) was played by Lisa Ann (who played Sarah Palin in a Sarah Palin porn parody).

But stupid bets in a testosterone driven game of one upmanship is how I define my own personal self worth. Besides that’s how 90% of us wound up with a picture of Tom Brady on our ass.

I have old notebooks I care more about not marking up with dumb shit than some people care about their own bodies.

Sure you’re not thinking of FUTURAMA?

I’ve liked this series of movies more than it probably deserves, but this one might just be a little close to home.

Not too far off from what’s been going on the past year or so? That State of the Union was scary. He’s got half the population fooled.

“Using the latest in super-computing technologies, the scientists at Bell Labs are capable of doing literally dozens of calculations a day to study the impact of global cooling” .

God I remember watching that show on old school Sci Fi channel (along with the sci-fi version of Inside Edition “Sightings.”)