I like your ‘ban alcohol’ post better, seemed like you committed more in that comment than this one. You gotta sell the horseshit in order to make people buy it. 4/10 wouldn’t read again. 

I have decoded it!

I was going to post something sarcastic but my feeling changed to scared so I backed off. Why are we letting idiots in the federal government on Twitter again?

Outside of the state, Pittsburgh and its inner suburbs aren’t thought of as hick—it’s the rest of Western Pennsylvania that is.

The mayor of Pittsburgh, Bill Peduto, also put out a really wonderful statement expressing his hard intention for Pittsburgh to be a sanctuary city. I know a lot of you think we’re backwards hicks here but Pittsburgh is really trying.

I love all these mayors coming out in support, but I have to admit I wondered: what will they do if it comes to the point of military intervention? After the past 5 days I don’t put anything past Cheetolini and his orange brigade.

Jew, reporting in! Guess who has two thumbs, a futon, and endless empathy for a refugee narrative? *this mensch*

You’re really giving him a lot of credit by suggesting anything he’s doing is part of anything even remotely resembling a plan.

But Steel-guy-Historian comes from a future where the JSA are idolized (especially since his gramps was in the roster) so it makes sense that pop culture would have shows about super groups. It doesn’t *have* to be a paradox, but shit, how do we know he wasn’t the guy who invented transparent aluminum.

Would you say it’s a rip-rory good time?

I’d say Legends has been the most enjoyable of the CW DC shows from the snart.

Wow, I thought everyone, except non Star Wars fans (7 people world wide), already knew this. It breaks my heart that the ILM people didn’t know. When I was 6 in 1977 I think I might have assumed it was the equator, but by the time I was in my teens and we had a VHS copy, I knew it wasn’t there.

Fortunately, Star Trek movies never used that terrible plot device again.

I’m not especially convinced there would have been DS9 or Voyager films. Neither of them ever had the sort of worldwide recognition that TNG had. Plus DS9 was such a specific serialized story it’s hard to see them continuing it in a feature film format.

The movie where Picard decides to help the Space Amish defend their colonized magical healing planet because of the Finder’s Keeper’s Directive?

Sir Pat went on the record that it was his request. :(

Eh, I’d say that the TNG movies started to stink up the place when the central conflict was about mean stretchy-faced aliens who were jealous of their angelic, non-stretchy-faced cousins. And Picard becomes their bald Shakespearean freedom fighter, with no lasting punishment or complications after the credits roll.

You left out the completely pointless dune buggy chase scene, with the stunt jump into the shuttle. It had nothing to do with the main story, but somebody in the cast wanted to drive dune buggies, I guess.

I’m hoping to never again in my life read the sentence: “See: fat riker.”

Nemesis was the death blow, but TNG movies had a Best Before date. This was a cast not meant for feature length action-adventure stories.

See: fat riker.