As an ace, having the standalone Jughead comic that’s been one of the only pieces of popular media to specifically address some of the problems I’ve got in my life has been absolutely wonderful. I was so damn excited to have a very openly ace character on a major show when they announced the series, so this is kinda a…

I felt bad for her, because she was just so... nervous and wooden. She just rushed through the entire monologue straight off the cue cards.

Sooo, none?

Still my all-time favorite.

It might be semantics, but I think the show does show 3 faces of Bruce and Batman as well.

What’s in the revised script? WHAT’S IN THE REVISED SCRIPT?!

John Doe has the upper hand! John Doe has the upper hand!

This is why I’m terrified of going to Manhattan Mini Storage. It always seems like an army of crazy hobo vampires is waiting to pop out from around those long long corridor corners.

Not sure about the hours issue, most are 24/7 operations since it isn’t like a safe deposit box where you need a human to use a second key to unlock your unit.

Well, let’s see.

This is Gawker. Genius is pretty much anyone who can fog up a mirror.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

I mean, except for the fact that it completely stripped out all of the backwards compatibility that held IE back, stripped out a lot of legacy code that was holding enterprises to legacy versions of IE (E.G.: ActiveX), uses a different rendering engine, has a different UI, and IE is still available with continuing…

People will say “it’s just a joke, don’t ruin it with over thinking it” but this joke doesn’t work at all, because Edge isn’t based on the IE code base, but is its own, new code base.

It is so, so bad when Mike Pence is a better option.

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

Not going to lie. I still love Kuffs.

Pump up the Volume is, like, my favorite movie.