Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

It is so, so bad when Mike Pence is a better option.

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

Not going to lie. I still love Kuffs.

Pump up the Volume is, like, my favorite movie.

This has become my most favourite thing about Christian Slater ever.

Oh Tom. You had so much potential in the first Thor movie. And now look. You’ve become a parody of yourself. Tsk tsk. My bits are sad today as they once longed for you.

Unmute this...

I miss Sir Pterry. We need him now more than ever.

I like him, but this is far from Glover at his most eloquent. Just a weirdly awkward phrasing of the standard ‘Hollywood is a magical dream’ theme.

I agree with all of this but another reason for my love of Donald Glover is that he cries SO WELL!

The reason people like Donald Glover is because he makes engaging art like Atlanta, not because of this little speech (which I agree is pretty meh, especially for him). What has everyone’s interest is that someone who creates things that are genuinely different is being awarded anything by the same Hollywood…

Reminder of context: Donald Glover was raised in the Jehovah’s Witnesses. (I was as well.) Not only is magic in its most literal sense banned, you’re not really allowed to dream big or have fantasies about your future. There’s no wonderment. There’s no delight. Becoming a performer, artist, athlete, or anything else…

“Like, we’re the ones who kind of, in a weird way, tell a story or a lie to children so they do stuff that they never thought was possible.”

To be fair, no one else in the world calls it Doctors Without Borders except Americans, and Americans within the organization also call it MSF/Medecins Sans Frontieres (full disclosure: I’m in the volunteer pool).

Totally on board with the pretentious asshat bit, though. I’m glad I muted it and only have to read about…

I saw “La La Land” about 24 hours ago and have steadily grown angrier/more irritated the more I think about it. It really made no sense, but not in a fun, whimsical way. More in a too many plot holes and bizarre character motivations way. And the songs were mostly boring.

So glad he and the rest of Atlanta getting the credit they deserve. Even the commercials for La La Land are boring. I don’t get it.

Christian Slater’s facial expression was priceless.

Ugh of all the pussies he could’ve grabbed I wish Trump would’ve grabbed a pussy of doom. You know it would’ve taken the hand.

Lol aw Tom. I got what he was saying even if it came out more terrible than he intended.