That’s hyperbolic nonsense. The Phantom Menace is one of the worst major-release films ever made. It’s fine to dislike The Force Awakens, but c’mon.

Does the use of the newer Zelda logo ruin the effect for anyone else, or am I just a cynical jerk?

Man, this is awesome!

Better than The Force Awakens, for sure. In the abstract, as a standalone movie, probably better than Jedi, too, but I dunno, I’ll have to watch it another dozen times before I can issue a definitive ruling on it.

I walked out of the movie with my brother, got into the car, turned to him and said, “They fucking killed everyone. I bet that guy sitting next to me with his 10-year-old is going to have fun explaining that.”

Wow, they even did Owlboy. I realize I’m repeating the caption, but that’s exactly what I thought.

Arby’s takes a lot of flack from comedians, but I like their food. Yeah, I admit it! Give me a nice french dip on a cold winter’s day. Their new buffalo chicken mini is very good too.

I am so weirdly excited to just sit down and watch this.

I love that Dune “poster” so much it actively hurts me.

look how can we blame the campaign when there haven’t been any contemporary examples of extraordinarily run campaigns that leaned heavily on ground game, grassroots tactics

I legit don’t know how much longer I can pay attention. It’s literally starting to affect my health. The anxiety that this man and his supporters cause me every day feels like an elephant is sitting on my chest while stabbing me in the ears.

He’ll also stuff billions of dollars straight into his shit-stained diaper, which I suspect will outweigh the mockery. After all, he knows that every other person in America is a loser and he beat them.

As far as I’m concerned, Kurt Eichenwald and David Farenthold were the only Real Journalists doing Actual Journalism this election, only to be mostly ignored by people and other media in favor of #omg!emails!

He doesn’t have the desire or ability to actually do the job, and he is way more concerned about his business interests than the country. Also, I don’t think he will be able to handle the epic shitstorm of mockery he’ll get at every turn. He will be the focus of a ton of stand up routines, talk shows, podcasts, memes,…

He is obviously just going to keep doing whatever he wants until he is somehow forced to stop. Let’s see if anyone in the government grows some fucking ovaries and puts their foot down. It will be worth so much to see the legendary tantrum that will result.

All this will do is make me hate kittens.

Is it really all that far-fetched that he might just decide that not having any control over his businesses or his assets isn’t worth it and he doesn’t end up going through with this shit?

On the one hand, not accepting the presidency would go against his every instinct. On the other hand, handing over his business…

Nope. If I stop seeing him everywhere I’m worried my anger will wane, and that cannot happen.

History book: “Donald Trump became the first President ever impeached while being sworn in as President.”

Poor Tiffany, even when she is standing right in front of her dad he will do everything he can to ignore her...