@Tank: Exactly, I may be lazy but I'm not stupid. Sadly though, many people are both and will be all over that single login crap. Le sigh...

So they are updating their mobile site? While nothing fancy, I always thought their mobile site was pretty well done and functional. Hopefully they don't screw that up.

@akacrash: Torents - [www.vuze.com]

@The Squalor and the Fury: And applying Chipotlaway to his undergarments.

While I in no way approve of this behavior, I can't decide if this is more scary or impressive.

@DIOX-HOL-STER: It's not about screwing them for me, it's about satiating my curiosity. If the film is a work of art that will get repeated viewings, I'll buy a copy (hopefully one with a free tube o' lube). If it's crap, I'll delete it before my jerk sock crusts up.

@burglar: Soy toys? That's just mean and uncalled for. Poor kids...

@DreamTheEndless: Sounds good to me. :P

@stacquellabe: LOL, I just logged back into my computer to see if it was finished downloading and it has 1 minutes left. What are the odds?

@BornAsGhost: I tell you tomorrow if you should be sad you are missing it. The kids better love it, $180 for two kids and two adults is a bit out of my budget. If I hadn't gotten some overtime lately the kids would be coolin' their heels at home tonight.

@DreamTheEndless: You might have had some good points, but you lost me when you used wiki as a source.

@dagamer34: I've read there is language in the healthcare legislation that allows insurance companies to tie BMI to the cost of an individual's plan. Not quite the same as forcing an exercise plan, but only rich people will be able to afford to be fatties.

@Alfisted: With no toys to play with many kids will turn to a life of crime, possibly stealing from people's fridges to make a statement. The first of these kids will have a fondness for ham. He'll be known as the Ham Burgler.

@The Dead Kennedy: Good point, this legislation could very well backfire. With no toy to play with, the kids will have nothing to do but eat the crappy food.

@JakeMG:Salsa Verde: Personal responsibility. If the kids can't take it for themselves it's up to the parents to take it for them. I don't need local, state or federal government to help me raise my kids.

Hey McDonalds, make the toys out of candy.

@Zinger314: The transfats are strong with this one.

Thanks Giz, this story made me promptly remote into my home computer, fire up Vuze and start this download. You've made me part of the problem. You should know I have no self-control.

I plan to write in Daniel Tosh, please post some stupid/funny stuff from his Twitter account.

@tineras: "And even IF this is a coincidence", LOL! At least you're giving them the benefit of the doubt.