Take a look at these batting rankings and then tell me how the Hell this team has a winning record:

The game cannot be played without logging into their [battle.net] servers, so no one is playing until midnight Pacific. I have the game fully downloaded and installed on my computer (through battle.net) and now I just have to wait with everyone else for the servers to go live. The advantage Gamestop is giving you is…

I'm just glad it came so late that I was accustomed to the type of BS that could possibly happen to you in the course of getting through a tough area, because that zone takes the cake.

Seriously! I mean, he's totally discounting the demographic overlap— hasn't he ever seen Rent?

When is a wide-open commenting system a drawback? When your story gets linked on the Drudge Report.

I am coming to the realization that looking down on mass produced food is completely illogical; our entire society would collapse if we lowered the efficiency with which we produce calories to artisan level.

Last slide was a wonderful cherry-on-top.

Guests of the Club are introduced by members, who are at all times responsible for the conduct of any guests that they bring into the Club.

100 Years of Solitude had me for about 3 chapters before I never read it again. And this is someone who thought Midnight's Children was a good book.

Big +1 for Kerplunk Carruthers.

This lyrical stanza from the song selection is easily my favorite; blows me away every time I hear it:

For when I get home: probably Glenfiddich.

Dis hockey, Canada cusses.

Foreign: No

He said the commenting regime won't be nearly as scary, so I'm thinking not.

+1

Well, if you're desperate for copy, I could tell you about that one time the Kool-Aid man burst in on me and gave my girl a cease-and-desist.

Oddibe McDowell's water bill may be gone, but Oddibe McDowell's water is out there. The same water that washed his hands might be swishing through a fish's gills in the Atlantic, giving it the oxygen it needs to live. The glass of half-melted ice he poured down the drain might have found its way into your glass of…

I ain't had a dog of my own for a while, but here's my take:

You have to be more specific about how the dog is a problem. To tell you the truth, two dogs may actually be the solution to him not being around enough. Dogs are pack animals, so when they have some other peer to pal around with they become substantially less needy. They could however just compete for attention…