If you scrutinized every step you’d discover the hidden truth, through more perfect logic, that water is actually atmospheric lava.

Some ice is water.

I would add that they should install a smooth hard surface of some sort over everything beyond 400 feet so that if you hit what used to be a home run, that ball is never going to stop rolling. Also institute a rule that you can run the bases multiple times for multiple runs, but if you’re on your second or later time…

Who’s the best college basketball team in the state of California? The debate rages over whether it’s *checks script* St. Mary’s or UC Irvine.

Chris Weinke lost two BCS National Championship games and won one as QB of Florida State. He also won the Heisman Trophy for the 2000 season at the age of 28.

Hello I am the concept architect working on the Tesla Pickup; here’s what I have so far:

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If you saw this and thought, “I want more giant cows. Just hook me up to an IV of pictures of giant cows,” then I guess you can start by looking up Patches the Ox.

This is the Chiefs we’re talking about, Drew.  They’ll regress for the next 6 weeks, finish strong enough to sneak away with a bye, and then get put on their ass in the divisional.  This is the same team that made Alex Smith look like Dan Marino through 8 weeks last year.

2006 Big Game, Cal was 1st and goal from the 1. Jeff Tedford had human battering ram Marshawn Lynch in the backfield, considering at the time one of if not the best college runners in the country. He called three straight pass plays and settled for a field goal. This is when Stanford sucked by the way, so Cal still…

Yikes, that’s the perfect recipe for a credible conspiracy theory.

Thank you for that response, sheds a lot more light on what they might mean. Thought experiment: could metals within a meteorite reform into a completely novel alloy during atmospheric entry, perhaps? Probably an equally specious argument as “aliens” but I figured I’d ask.

*shrugs*

That stuff about the footages is in the NYTimes article, so yes, I am refuted there.

Well, here’s some totally uninformed counterpoints if they helps you get over this:

When I see a master chef, all I see is a man or woman who will continually try and fail to come up with something better than the double cheeseburger.

This thought exercise is fundamentally undermined when you pick your own infant child, who is going to piss on you almost everyday anyway, can’t clean up after itself, and costs a Hell of a lot of money.

SNES version Magic were pretty gnarly. Nick Anderson had 100% dunks and Skiles had 100% threes, a unique combination in that version.

The guy in charge of pyrotechnics accidentally shot off some fireworks when Crisp robbed Hamilton, thinking it was past the fence; pretty comical. The other laugh was when the Angels ninth inning pitcher threw to first what felt like 20 times in a row. Working so hard for that extra 0.5% chance of getting a double…