When he promised a new era of openness and transparency, he meant that anyone who buys season tickets gets an officially licensed Penn State see-through visor.

But even if Odom is acting instead of playing basketball, he has already qualified as our runaway No. 1 in the local jock kingdom when it comes to a sniveling, whining, self-pitying fool.

Une bonne transaction

Breaking: Gulliver Travelled, Doesn't Actually Abuse Hallucinogens

It could be a riddle,

The Yu Darvish contract negotiations are not off to a a great start.

If the Saints made drastic halftime adjustments before exploding in the second half

I beat Skyward Sword last night, and I was refreshed by how well of a job Nintendo does condensing their credits. I don't know if its because they have that few people working on their games, or if they know that no one cares about the marketing department.

Lilliput: Still a bitty race.

Pictured: A.J. Daulerio and personification of mainstream sports media's deepest desire.

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Was Ron Jaworski the puppetmaster? I guess that would explain how he got Chucky to stop killing people and start calling football games instead.

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You inspired me to see if a Kogi truck was going to be here soon (there's a parking lot next door that it comes to occasionally). It was here today.

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Well of course the Niners would easily handle the Steelers. They have a team full of smiths.

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It's actually part of their anti-trust exemption. It would be 100% illegal otherwise.

Amendola says he believes others will come forward in Sandusky's defense next week.

A vote for Big Ben is a vote for him selecting a turkey as Vice Mascot and then resigning.