They’re obviously not going for Trump’s base. I think this is aimed at people on the edge between being reliable voters and being completely apathetic - encouraging Democratic leaning ones to go out and actually do something about this in November, with the possible side effect of depressing a few people who lean…

Angels for Satan

The firefighters’ gators were almost certainly unrelated to one that drowned Lane Graves, because it’s hard for a gator to cross the roadways. Also, why would you go chasing kids when you’re being fed by hand?

Another thing you should know: Greed overpowers empathy and sometimes self-reason when given enough time(money on mind nearly 24/7 takes its toll I guess), plus those in power who never grew up outside of their gated community probably intentionally having non-white people harmed or progressively stunted in some form…

There’s literally a whole article about it, calm down Jen and smoke another blunt while living your best life.

Some of my favorite people. And they were awesome for speaking out. But until our politicians have the guts to make changes, real changes, against the gun dealership lobby, nothing will change. Because you can wrap all this in the American flag and 2nd amendment bullshit, but it’s all about selling guns and fuck the…

Yeah- that’s the part I didn’t get. How can a woman who has not only had (apparently) more than one child, but can also construct a reasonably accurate facsimile of a vulva out of ham, still not seem to understand how any of it works?

I thought that was a picture of Roger Ailes genitals?

So much this. Labia come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. They do not get fucked into flappiness.

That was my first thought. As a women who is generously endowed in the labia dept: I have always been this way. Activity does not change your labia.

CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

For real though, I’m mainly impressed with the attention to detail in giving that ham sandwich a clitoris.

That’s what pisses me off about all of this backlash. Scalia often went on Fox News and talked politics, and the right kept its mouth shut. And yet when Ginsburg calls Trump a faker after he tells her to resign (for saying that she’s nervous about his election), suddenly the New York Times editorial board finds the…

Trump is literally incapable of taking criticism. And I don’t use literally figurative, I use it literally. As far as I know there is not a single incident on record where someone criticized him and he responded with anything other than a personal insult in response.

Man, although it’s cool that it was viral, what the fuck. Poor Khloe, I feel so bad for her in general. I can’t imagine what she’s been through.

Is your coworker an asshole IRL or only on Twitter?

“As xoJane’s perpetually fed-up commentariat quickly noted”

If I were her I would have bought a pregnancy belly and just occasionally step out wearing it to fuck with them.

As much as I am annoyed by Aniston’s continued unearned presence in the public eye (though she seems likeable enough), I’ve got to give her the benefit of the doubt on that one. While a pregnancy and natural birth, though probably still possible, is not likely, she may be thinking of adoption. I mean, she didn’t say,…