Culpepper's office is in Tampa - 130 miles from Gainesville. I wouldn't call that "sticking around Gainesville".

Is there really such thing as inorganic breast milk?

Joey's Want List:

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

i'll take that bait! (i wasn't going to, but since you were so inviting . . .)

My baby thinks she's Zoolander

I think you're drastically overlooking music snobbery here. Music has one real purpose: to entertain you in some way. If it entertains you, it's good music. It doesn't matter one bit whether anyone else in the known universe finds it entertaining — if it entertains YOU, it's good music for YOU.

My baby is now 18 months old. Here's a pic of her last year in a really ugly outfit her dad cobbled together out of two different outfits.

Taken at just shy of 6 months old (last Halloween).

I was a hell of an ugly baby. I looked exactly like those drawings of aliens - yellowed greyish skin from jaundice, giant black eyes, no hair or even visible eyebrows or eyelashes.

Hell?

See, I'm trying to NOT feel this way about my baby. I don't want her to grow up to think that because she's cute she can get away with stuff.

LIES! YOU HAVE SEEEEEEEEEN MY BABY! HE IS AMAZING.

It's not really pointing out her lack of education to offer someone without a degree a chance to get a degree. He didn't do it condescendingly. No good deed goes unpunished, I suppose.

Where you think you're throwin, baby?

The series is perfection.

Chiming in to say that this show is amaaaaaazing. And it has a trans woman character who is a) 3-dimensional b) not a prostitute AND c) played by a trans woman.

Yep, totally finished the season tonight. A show with a diverse female cast of race, class, gender, body types, and age? Why isn't Jezebel doing recaps of each episode?!

I hope it doesn't take forever before another season comes out, this first season was fantastic.

"I threw a wish and it landed about 57 feet shy of the well" would have been a terrible first line for the song, admittedly.