How'd we forget Jay Leno's Garage and Best Motoring?

Remember, you have to blow the horn right before setting off the explosives, it's good sportsmanship.

But...it's either sitting still or moving very slowly. We must have very different ideas of was porn is.

Zoom in further and...

sheeeeet

Looks like a prime candidate for 24 Hours of Lemons, but you'd have to sell some stuff off of it to bring it below the $500 mark.