This reminds me of the SNL bit with Phil Hartman as the actor who follows Yul Brenner’s record run in The King & I, and decides to play the King of Siam with a full head of hair

Naw, when he’s sad he gets a double scoop ice cream:

Yes Keanu, we know you know Kung-Fu.

How about a white guy who took his sweater off?

So quit acting and give the roles to people that need the work to buy food and pay rent.

Really? People have been making hits off of other people’s work since forever. Elvis would have been still driving trucks if he couldn’t sing covers.

If he let go of the hammer and it immediately went off, then he didn’t actually cock the gun.

Making matters worse was who McKay offered the part to instead: Long-time collaborator, and Ferrell’s best friend and Step-Brothers co-star, John C. Reilly. “I fucked up on how I handled that,” McKay notes, admitting that he didn’t get in touch with Ferrell before making the decision public.

That’s the budget of the last Avengers movie with enough left over to produce several modestly budgeted horror movies.

A new BBC documentary narrated by Scarlett Johansson and co-produced by Kevin Feige and Sir David Attenborough

Cherry picking. I could post a dozen scenes from both generations as examples of my point. Tribbles. Really?

The new Star Trek has characters who act like children, ruled by emotions, constantly throwing stupid quips, not addressing issues like professional members of a Federation.

Calling it now. Sam Rockwell as Bob Weir.

I’d rather have a Hanukkah Witch. Instead of lighting one candle on a menorah per day, she sets one child on fire.

 Naw, it’s rich people’s math. She leveraged a million dollars. Poor people don’t have a million dollars.

It puts a lot of onus on the actor to sell they are using a “real” gun.

• Part of Stargirl’s pitch has always been about a younger, more diverse group of heroes replacing the old white men of the past, but it wasn’t until the funeral scene that I fully realized just how homogenous the original JSA really were.

At least he gets a consolation prize.

Tom is even playing second fiddle to Bill Shatner who’s going up next week with Bezosbub. At least higher than Tom has ever flown for now.

I don’t know, “Younger Brother of Stan Lee” always seemed like a weirdly self-indulgent superhero—practically an author surrogate.