Did I hit a nerve there because short squeezing is not illegal...yet?

I realize the the meta-reason might be/is probably “too expensive for a small cameo” but it seems weird that the minute they identify Wanda and Vision, nobody even mentions attempting to contact the Avengers. Like, not even a throwaway line about how they can’t get in touch with them (which would be a good excuse…

Now some people are saying it is a pump and dump scheme. Interesting to see how SEC handles this, maybe some new rules to guard against short squeezing.

Sorry I meant pump and hold it so the hedge funders won’t be able to buy it back without incurring a massive loss until the randos sold it back at top dollar.

That a bunch of randos on Reddit using Robinhood and their checking accounts managed to beat those multi billion dollar hedge funds at their own game is the unprecedented part.

The thing is, if it was overvalued at $16, then it sure as hell was overvalued at $470 (10AM this morning). So what is to stop those same people from shorting it at $470?

I don’t care, I enjoy them:

I made this one up:

Doesn’t she have a boyfriend or at least a vibrator to take care of those things? Yeah, boo me all you want, I said it and I meant it!

I feel ya, Joe, I really feel ya:

I wonder if they’ll give him a Presidential Library.

While I agree that no one is quite like Trump, I do think that between the myth of a stolen election and the revelation that the institutions of American government can clearly be undermined to the point of crumbling within a handful of years, that some truly awful things may still be to come.

Pokemon Go? That’s so 2016. He should be playing Animal Crossing on a Switch!🤣

Here’s a sure sign you’ve been drinking too much coffee:

Here’s a sure sign you’ve been drinking too much coffee:

That goes along with the inviolate freedom to be a dumb shit, although that seems to be inviolable among the Trumpturds and Qanals. Or congenital. 🤣

“Then they were like, ‘Someone got shot in there,’ and we were like, we don’t care because our freedom is more important to us than our lives because the whole premise is give us liberty or give us death,”

Simple. Stupid attracts stupid. He gained enough votes from fellow stupids to hijack the GOP by the balls, and they had no choice but to play along and hope they can grab all those stupid votes for their elections as well. Except for Ted Cruz, he was stupid to begin with.

Damn got that message also. He can’t even get the area code right!🤣

Actually because he had enough driving skills to qualify for a race, he would be more like Ferdinand Demara, who did some unexpectedly amazing things as the so called “Great Imposter,” such as operating on actual patients while posing as a naval surgeon.