And the award for Clunkiest Movie Title Since “Ad Astra” goes to....

I saw this movie a long time ago. It’s like he’s one torn stamp away from going postal.

I used to have an indoor/outdoor cat. He’s a rambunctious dick for sure but at least he pays rent with a dead mouse and/or grasshopper.

We must go forwards, not backwards!

If this happened to me I would simply never play video games ever again.

Did... you just call basic scientific discussion “weasel words”?

They also warn against wearing a mask with an exhalation valve, since that just spews your germy air out into the world.

If you just want something short term you can always lease. The drawback being the bank or finance company owns the title so you don’t outright own it, which makes it problematic for doing ride sharing. You can either give it up after three years or better yet, if it still is in good shape without a lot of miles, you…

I’ve liked Ellen even before her talk show and her series. But whatever obstacles she had to overcome to become an unqualified success doesn’t make me absolve her of alleged bad or abusive behavior. Especially when she pontificates daily about niceness that possibly does not exist in her world.

“You into watersports?”

I have never heard a Taylor Swift song before this morning, when a friend recommended folklore to me based on my interest in indie folk and Americana.

I’m not the only one picking up on Mazzy vibes in her output.

Rolling Stone gave it 4 1/2 stars, if that means anything today.

I disagree somewhat. I was afraid that it would be pretentious and posing as fuck, but this album is surprisingly good. In terms of authenticity I imagine she had some “guidance” from Bon Iver, Aaron Dressner, or whomever William Bowery is. She could have exercised complete leverage and put out the self-indulgent bomb …

Regis’ timing was so good he didn’t have to say a thing and just let Dave and Alan Kalter do their stuff:

So I guess it’s like the world “Celtic.” It’s pronounced “Keltic” traditionally, but in the sports world it’s better known as “Seltic.”

The Washington Amos n’ Andys?

See also: Montreal Canadiens.

Once again Twitter reveals how stupid people are for revealing their innermost prejudices. Sometimes it’s necessary (see Trump), but most of the time it’s from people we would never meet much less care about in real life.

I know this isn’t the point of this article but how the hell is she 50, damn. 50??? The progression of time continues to blows my fucking mind.