You can take the Chase Utley out of Philadelphia, but you can’t take the Philadelphia out of Chase Utley. Seriously, fuck this guy.

It takes a very special sort of douchebag to make Bryce Harper look like a decent human being.

I agree that the takes are crazy but I'm confused at how often people say, "they may have cheated, but they would have won anyway." Is that the way it works, now? You only have to follow the rules to the degree that you can plausibly say breaking them didn't affect the outcome?

Arguably the best drive Michigan has had all year.

I think I was going to explode if you guys didn't cover this story. Thank you for giving it the attention it deserves. Kathleen Hale is a deeply disturbed person. It's horrifying to see so many people—including writers I thought highly of—defend her actions. If she had been a man, no one would be calling her piece…

You hate to see a newspaper get it wrong like this. This kind of careless headline really makes you doubt their credibility. How did this front page get by the editors? I know they jam a ton of work into a tight timeline and everything, but you'd think they'd catch something so glaringly obvious—you spell "filthy"…

You can hate the Yankees (and you should), and be exhausted with Jeter, but when he put his hands on his helmet all 'no fucking way that just happened' I smiled pretty big. That was fucking awesome.

Eh. Even if the game meant something and it wasn't Jeter's last home game, I'd question walking a 40-year-old singles hitter having his worst season ever, to pitch to McCann with a short porch. I don't think that move is automatic, given the players involved.

I'm starting to think that Goodell and the NFL are lying about their handling of the Ray Rice incident.

I don't know what else the Russians could have expected when they built the hotels out of straw and sticks.

Confused why #fuckcoke is trending on twitter. I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died of a heroin overdose