Excuse me. Rohan is an entire region of noble horse lords. The city is Edoras. (Pushes glasses up on nose.)

They already have and Emma Stone is first in line to play Rukundo. If she’s not available though, I think Rooney Mara is down.

This is the best ‘knock, knock motherfucker’ ever.

He does have a shit-eating grin

Every single “nice” thing someone said about him, as quoted in this article, is pretty much textbook damning with faint praise. It’s pretty beautiful to witness.

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

I’m guessing the disgusting rumor is that he’s into scat, right? He’s a powerful dude and they all like being degraded and dominated in the bedroom (or in his case the bathroom.) Like that Senator from Lousiana and his diaper fetish.

Thank you. If the box office was a determining factor, The Fast and the Furious franchise should have swept a few years. Puh-lease.

First the Budweiser ads, now this... what’s going on with Helen Mirren?

whatever you think of Kevin Smith he comes off as a really great, genuinely loving dad.

Why is Shangela the breakout star of drag race?? Where is my Jujubee???

It’s always bad news when Shangela shows up.

No, but when she says she didn’t want to tell anyone what she saw because they’ll think she’s “on crack” Mulder asks “Are you?” and she says “Well, yeah.” so...

I was at a function this weekend attended by the Canadian contingent of my in-laws. They’re convinced we’re headed for a straight-up apocalypse. My in-laws also include a handful of Trump supporters (Family! Bless their hearts.), and I was super jealous when one of them started going off about how they needed to have…

“Hey, are you Rita Ora?”

They must have gotten along pretty well because he invited her along to the recording studio where she met West, Diddy, French Montana, Kid Cudi and 2 Chainz. Guess that was the one time it was worth it to use Uber Pool.

Certainly not all or even most men. At least you understand the problem.