NO! Didn't they watch 30 Rock?? Vow renewal is the KISS OF DEATH!!!

Ah-mazing.

Wait, I live in a world where someone gave Bristol Palin a book deal? And she ended up on the best seller list? I'm out. Done. Not even illustrating with a .gif.

as a collector of fine .gifs, I can say this is truly a treasure.

It pairs very well with anything cooked in a White [Straight Male] W[h]ine reduction sauce, and to complete the ambiance I suggest a quartet of Evangelicals shrieking "Won't someone please think of the CHILDREN!" It will make for a lovely evening.

But really it is a vintage one ought to savor, not down in one gulp!

Wheeelppp, I know how I'm entering my afternoon meetings now ...

Principalling. She's doing it right.

Parenting. You're doing it right.

This woman is a TREASURE.

Um, your daughter sounds AWESOME.

Baba Yaga ftw. I have much admiration of you and your obscure Slavic folklore references.

You are doing the Lord's work. Thank you.

Pop music is surprisingly dark and full of terrors.

I do not understand. Part of my criteria in picking out swimsuits is how much dick outline it will show.

"after she finished drinking her afternoon peach schnapps and stopped laughing at me"

That Julia Roberts .gif is going to give me nightmares ...

Because they're up all night to get lucky [shots].


...that was bad even for me. I apologize.

Thank you, but please promise to only use your powers for good.

I'm sorry, your reference is invalid as it was not delivered in the form of a .gif or clip (kidding ... sorta)