For your oy with the poodles reference.

Don't question it. You owned that pun.

My enthusiasm to begin this profound spiritual journey and embrace this path of divine service cannot be overstated.

Do you accept acolytes?

waltwhut2012, you forgot eating babies and gay marrying dachshunds and stuff to your list of my librul sins lol

Careful now, that sounds dangerously close to being a common sense, well-adjusted perspective on the extent of personal freedom. We don't take kindly to that in 'Murica.

And Happy Endings!!

Can we please turn this thread into a Tina Fey .gif party?

Madeleine, I generally love your posts, but I am going to be the thousandth person to point out the poor taste of making comments about Val Kilmer's weight, particularly on a blog that usually challenges the prevalence of fat shaming in American culture.

My God, could this possibly be the apotheosis of the internet? Pack it in everyone, it's over.

Oh, Dodai, you always know just how to brighten long afternoons at the office.

And some "I wouldn't call it a War exactly. That suggests both sides stand an equal chance of winning!"

Didn't you know? She writes part time when not occupied by her other duties as mutant revolutionary and headmistress of the underground New Xavier School. A girl's gotta have a hobby.

wait. Wait. WAIT. There's a show called The White Queen, and the lead writer is named EMMA FROST? That's just plain amusing. Does she wear corsets and have psychic powers and the ability to turn into diamond?!

And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is, which I guess is sploosh, only with [censored for work filters].

My only response to the DPS (other than suggesting their name be changed to Dumbass Patronizing Shitheads)

All Hail HalTar , First of Her Name! Khaleesi of the Great Catnip Sea! Breaker of Cages! Queen of the Calicos, the Tabbies, and the First Kittens!

Don't forget to mention the incredibly well-fitting pants.

....and my afternoon coffee has now been spewed over my desk from spontaneous and uncontrolled laughter. Thank you.

But his look says "Can't touch this"...and that makes me sad.