Knowing the skill at puppetry the original makers had it was not done accidentally or for lack of ability. My guess is that they tried that in various tests and ran smack into the Uncanny Valley where the characters seem both alive and disconcertingly wrong. The greater the attempt to close the gap the more similar to…

He’s gonna drop dead on the sideline and his eyes are gonna roll right out of his head. It will be hilarious.

He throws them away after one hit?! What a waste. There are sleepy children in China. Finish your plate Adam 

I included them specifically for the usual Deadspin schadenfreude.

You laugh, but one of these times Bradbury’s gonna fire a soaking football into Cousins’ hands, it’s gonna fly out and be returned for a touchdown and Drew’s gonna have a heart attack.

Was gonna give you a star until I caught that you spelled it “humour”.

Don’t you have any faith in Brandon Sanderson?

They tried, but all the clone would say was, “Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth are my politics, filth is my life!”

Damn it! Why can't anything GOOD happen for the Yankees for a change!

How do you delete someone else’s comment

Thankfully Nintendo isn’t looking for your opinion on this one. Worst take.

Yeah, you’re all on your own here.  

this is the worst take

You may be in the minority on this one, unfortunately. 

I just can’t believe that Buffalo, Wild and Wings weren’t all among his approved trade destinations. 

I can’t be trusted

Considering that my highest hopes for this team heading into the year were “play meaningful games in September,” I will happily take getting crushed in the playoffs if it means another 100 games of fun baseball.

Wait. What’s wrong with an above ground swimming pool. It’s hot and I want to cool down I don’t care.

You say that as if painting a majestic, beautiful raccoon on the side of your van would be insane

The outfield could go forever, in theory. Of course, no outfield goes forever…