the MLB is a wonderfully diverse group filled with fun personalities that average fans should get to know!

I’m still surprised that with his background, they’re trying him out at DH and not converting him to a pitcher. His throwing arm already has years of experience hitting corners.

A lot of my dates get canceled for the same reason.

Oh yeah? Well, I’m spreedrunning “Waiting for Zelda to be delivered.”

Houseplants make oxygen. They don’t use it.

Are you having a stroke?

The posing, positioning, and expressions are done pretty much entirely by hand. Gibson even made sure to get the movement of Mei’s glasses and nose just right.

thats some bad ass rig to be able to work with almost render models.

“took four days to make.”

Per Gawker policy, the only way to be financially successful is to be an awful human being who will be up against the wall come the revolution. Nobody ever comes by money through honesty, talent, or hard work.

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

that is a really good cosplay. Also really reminds me how ridiculous her outfit was...

How do you say “Also I think 17 was the legal age for wizards” without feeling extremely creepy?

“Well you don’t have to rub it in.”

You wouldn’t believe what comes up when you type “squirt and peewee” in your browser.

I ref squirt and peewee leagues. ($36 per game). Even 10-year-old defensemen get salty. I gave a misconduct to a kid for calling me a “fucking asshole” when I caught him buttending an opponent on a faceoff. Since these kids can’t and shouldn’t drop the gloves, you have to drop the hammer. I gave him a major penalty…

wow he will play catch with his kids he must really love that shit

This is how you need to approach your consumer electronics in the age of having children.

Aaron Rodgers hopes the NFL continues to allow beards.