Incredible story. And infuriating, of course.

For some reason, this reminds me of the line about men who wear skinny jeans — they've misunderstood the phrase "getting into a girl's pants."

Actually, the photo appears to convey The Jubilance and Trauma of Victory Displayed on One HALF of One Tennis Court ... which makes it all the more awesome, of course.

Last two sentences are SPOT-ON. Think I'll drag my knuckles over to the fridge and grab a beer...

Don't want to buy it, but I'll trade the owner Reggie Bush's (vacated) Heisman ... straight up.

Looks like I picked the right week to give up substitute goaltending at NHL practices...

So many knee-jerk reactions to this sad story in Miami. And so many knee-jerk reactions to Marshall's comments — like, he's had significant off-the-field problems in the past, so he's not a credible commentator. Hell, the fact that he's owned up to his problems and been brutally honest about them makes him MORE…