Can you blame the film-makers for not getting the character right? He’s a complicated man.

I, for one, encourage more young influencers to travel to Chernobyl. But don’t imitate what others are doing! No, no, go off the beaten path! Connect with the spirit of the place by going off the grid, climbing over a few fences, and ignoring a few silly signs that say: Предупреждение! Смертельная радиация поблизости.…

“THE X-MAN CHARACTER PEPE SILVIE DOES NOT EXIST!!!”

I’m going to start a construction company, hire someone to build a house, and force them to tear down 20% of it because it looks too much like another house. Then, I’m going to blame them when the house ends up looking like shit and going way over budget.

But first I’m going to hire an architect I already know designs…

It’ll be on Hulu. Too violent for D+

It’s short for Vukkeen B’oulshid.

Definitely. It did not get out-earned by The Secret Life of Pets 2 because they moved the release date. It got out-earned by The Secret Life of Pets 2 because it was bad.

No, he’s right -- her latest set is just awful. Observational humor only works when your audience can relate, which is not the case when all your bits are about being the daughter of the richest Buggalo ranchers on Mars.

Aussie slang is the best. When they get going it’s like another language.

Dad? So you were at my games!

I always wanted to get The Torgo theme as a ringtone. 

If someone here saw the Chinese version I wonder if they could tell us if the male pronoun was used or if they used a generic or female one. The scene is so simple that it would be easy to censor without it meaning anything to the plot.

Yes. Not only show up for your interview hung over, but do so from day one after you start your new job. People just assume you always look like shit :)

This is great news. Now an entirely new generation of elite Seahawks defensive players can resent the fuck out of Wilson.

It’s definitely the worst by a good margin. I’d say it’s the only bad one.

The only thing his arrival at Wakanda was missing was The Immigrant Song

In a different Marvel article on AV Club (I think) someone commented that Thor worked really well with the GOTG and he should replace Quill as the leader. I am behind that idea 100%. 

Jerry had been pestering me for a number of years and we’re actually talking to NBC at the moment to see if there’s any possibility of rebooting the series They’re looking into the basic question of who actually owns it? At the moment we don’t seem to be able to find that out.

I’ve been revisiting Age of Ultron recently and it really is one of my favorite MCU films. It’s got a ridiculous number of great moments. Yeah, I think it’s a little too long and some of the plot mechanics are a little too convoluted, but whatever.

maybe Our Dumb President is right and the Jets really are too complicated to operate