Things like this lead to conspiracy theories like the one claiming that Gruden intentionally wants Griffin to get injured, but that doesn’t hold water for one potentially messy reason.

Yeah, I bet if he really applied himself he could set the WR in the 100m and 200m.

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

Well, weren’t they being sent to a penile colony?

Is he? Other than Book of Mormon, he’s been grating and painfully unfunny in 1600 Penn and The Comedians.

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

I used to think Shaun > Hot Fuzz, but god damn it if I haven’t drastically reversed my opinion in the last year. Hot Fuzz is perfect in my eyes.

If this interferes with Hannibal in any way, so help me god, I’ll turn someone into a giant piece of skin origami and suspend them in the nearest opera house.

Ron Perlman tweeted this, followed by a RT of the @Fallout tweet that links to the trailer.

Yeah.. i dont even need to see the trailer/announcement/ gameplay...

Jesus Christ dipshit, it was a joke.

Video format is alright, maybe good for better tidbits, but I personally prefer the original photo post style.

Why would you make an article about photos into a video? The old format was way better.

One of my favorite quests was Agatha’s Song. Receiving the radio frequency of the violin music was one of the most rewarding things I did in this game.

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You hate to judge a man based on his appearance and his past transgressions, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t see this coming. The tattoos. The hard-living lifestyle. The insistence that he was “on the outside” and that everyone was “ugly” like him. I just hope the rest of the guys in Staind can keep the fire…

Yesterday, the team traded Nick Foles away for Sam Bradford, and Kelly might have overpaid a bit with the inclusion of a 2016 second-round pick, but apparently the quarterback who hasn't played a full season since 2012 is a hot commodity.

Hey, Drax had some of the best lines of any Bond villain: