Please, the Times must have a broken back from carrying Snyder. Of course they would say it was because of his brave leadership that they’ve tried to kill this dumb slogan. I’m sure their source wasn’t named Can Cider at all.

If that exact phrase wasn’t used in the pitch I will eat something inedible. Papa Johns?

Deli-sliced Land ‘O Lakes American cheese is fucking great. That is all.

This is what they get for going cheap and not getting the security system that taps someone’s head after a while.

You are a wise man!

-1 for lack of My Super Ex-Girlfriend reference. You were so, so close.

Spot on. Plus if there was ANY way they thought they could have defended the test they would have to keep in Vegas. There’s no way this move isn’t a massive, expensive pain in their asses.

Oh, I love that first one.

Oh, yeah, I forgot the ending. I invented in my head without realizing it a whole new ending where Brolin comes forward with Smith and they become the new team while J retires again. Did Brolin inception me to take over the franchise? 

Whoops, I thought Brolin went forward at the end with Smith. I completely forgot the actual ending. Oh, well, timey-wimey stuff could occur!

But is he happy in his work?

Emma Thompson (from 3) appears to be the link so it’s a mix. Would love to see Brolin just hanging out in a corner looking dour in headquarters.

Somebody tell Foles to start tucking now, the weekend’s almost here.

Plus, you know, they may kind of want to give Captain Marvel’s trailer some breathing room. It’ll come out when it comes out.

People keep telling Bruckheimer his work is terrible but he doesn’t realize they aren’t talking about the movies he produces.

Whoever he plays, we know he’ll be gargling bourbon and gravel before every shot.

For anyone else who had no idea: It’s originally from 1989.

Piglet!

All the How Did This Get Made archives are now on Sticher premium, but they revolve old ones free on the different services. Not sure if it’s there now but definitely agree that it’s worth listening. Also, they need to get Lexi Alexander directing some damn movies!

I kid the show a bit, I actually like both things and Eva Green, damn was she good on that show.