I’m going to still dislike his persona and way of talking (which you nailed, Randall). I get he’s harmless, but I’m comfortable being lame and disliking Guy Fieri. I can live with this.

Mazda?! You goddam commie! Rod Salka only sells American cars like Fords that are made in America! (and Mexico, Canada, Venezuela, Turkey, and Romania)

Yep, it’s also the perfect name for a crappy Ford dealership with terrible local commercials.

For further safety they will also be providing these helmets:

Nice, Gwen, that album was the first thing to come to my mind as well. Those guitars!

I’m not against white noise, I use an app in hotel rooms. And I should clarify, a newborn is a totally different story. But after 6 months when we sleep trained our son we just had the opposite experience. Our son sleeps through every little (and most) big noises i think because we didn’t screen them out and he’s…

Agreed, we went to a baby sleep seminar (yeah, yeah, we’re lame) and they taught this and it worked like magic. Also, lose the white noise machine. It’s the same principle, they should be used to and able to handle being awake or hearing things that are normal in a room/house. Even (maybe especially) if your house…

Thanks for the recs, much appreciated! They sound right up my alley.

Ah, really? See, this is how little a gamer I am. Thanks.

Eldritch Horror! I am not an RPG guy in general (or a tabletop person) and this game sucked me in and even got my wife in (who is DEFINITELY not an RPG or game person). It’s complex but fun and once you get in the rhythm it’s easy for anyone to get down.

Sigh, and they still won’t hire Colin Kaepernick.

Seltzer? My mom’s is way cheaper, way better, AND the reason I’ve forgotten most family events. Fruit and brandy soaked, Sprite (the real secret), red wine, and more brandy. She is from Spain and grew up really poor, the best combination for good food and drinks.

Golfers should be able to wear headphones like xgames guys, plus, who wouldn’t want to know exactly what’s on everyone’s playlists? (95% would all include at least one Smash Mouth song)

The specialest effect of all is making RDJ look as tall as Pratt.

It’s Joel’s favorite, too, and possibly the one I’ve seen the most. A go-to when I’m sick.

You’re crazy, he doesn’t have a single chain or spike, I can barely see the resemblance!

“Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.”

Ha, I was dragged to that exact show by a coworker and ended up meeting him in the club’s basement bar as she tried to make the moves (unsuccessfully). He is tiny but very nice. I do not remember any song from the show other than that one so that could have been the actual setlist. Thanks, alcohol!

I think it’s been clear for a while now that Netflix is just trying to be HBO on a bigger scale. HBO has original programming and a few hundred movies revolving each month and that works well for them (at least Netflix uses the right AR). The studios created the problem of there never being one giant dream home for…

I wish they would get Amy Sedaris, who I think we can all agree is the Mirror Universe version of Kristen Chenoweth.