Me, too. Same creators and Matt Berry. YeeeEEEEeeessss!!!!!

He also made Walk Hard so at least his genius status is safe.

That’s fair, they care what they care about, they just don’t care about the original AR. They just want the screens filled. Interesting about the movie-by-movie contracts.

Netflix is pretty good about aspect ratio and when they get something wrong, fix it. HBO doesn’t care and it’s frustrating. Sometimes they’ll show it in the correct AR on the premiere night and then it’s 1:85 the rest of the showings.

No screenshots from that one episode of Black Mirror, zero points for Gryffindor.

Yes, I can hear you, Clem Fandango!

Clean line between relevant body parts, solely because that would look funnier.

I like the way you think!

Okay, choice time: Her head on Stone Cold Steve Austin’s body or his head on her body?

Co-signed by his legal partner, Buff McLargehuge and dictated to his secretary Rock Hardchest.

I think this could all be settled by a comparison of the size of the hands of each national leader at a predetermined neutral location.

He’s the best he is at what he does. And what he does is lose money to relocate a baseball franchise.

Continue my new and nerdy podcast after years of procrastinating creatively. Oh, and shill it (interruptedtales.com for old pulp stories mixed with new jokes every Tuesday - like MST3k for short stories)!

I thought it was Terps and given both team’s histories I thought “that sounds about right”.

Wait, didn’t he say the election was in “God’s hands”? Look, whatever God wants to do to not get you elected is his business. I’m uncomfortable with you challenging God’s will, Mr. Moore!

Sounds like we need a good Thing right about now.

My feelings on these picks: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, and fuck you. I’m out!

They do it in the comics (alternate between R and more PG-13 material), they’ll figure it out for the movies. This ain’t rocket science.

I think there’s no way that Marvel doesn’t want to get at least Wolverine into the MCU as soon as humanly possible. I’d guess Avengers 4. He’s the cherry here, the rest of the x-universe is the sundae (Deadpool is the banana in the split). They got Spider-Man, they’re going to shove in Wolverine without a doubt,…

Rick Bayless has to be clean, though, right? Or is it always the nerdy ones you don’t expect...