JJ Watt will be in Congress within 12 years, possibly sooner. This is a surer bet than anything else about the Texans.

My guess is someone was trying to sneak a private joke in. Although we should all start using it immediately for... something.

In that picture he is one mustache away from looking like half of my brother’s 1982 fraternity pledge class. It’s uncanny.

Oh, god, yes. There is no quick goodbye in my family. Even on the phone my mom has to say “bye” half a dozen times. It’s like a game of chicken to see who hits the button first.

When we first moved to Pittsburgh we were surprised by the Regatta crowd. I was expecting far more sweaters tied around necks and far fewer drunken brawls. I guess branding is everything.

That one email reminded me of something: Stop calling the fucking owners of your team “Mr. Jeffernut” or whatever as some kind of bizarre form of respect. You’re not talking to the guy, the guy would never, ever talk to you in a billion years because you’re not at his level. How did you prove you’re not at his level?…

Alternative hot take: Don’t.

This is sadly all I know about Premier League.

I have 4 pairs of headphones and JUST swore of wireless for now and then I’m sucked back in. Can I resist? Ugh.

I have 4 pairs of headphones and JUST swore of wireless for now and then I’m sucked back in. Can I resist? Ugh.

I’m watching the not too distant future, next Sunday AD (mst3k) for tv, I’m reading Unbeatable Squirrel Girl (comic) and Lovecraft Country (novel), and I’m listening to a long backlog of the Star Wars Minute podcast and OMD’s Dazzle Ships album a lot.

Other people got to it first, sorry, but I was talking about Mythos Tales. Haven’t tried it but I think we may give it a try after finishing the Consulting Detective cases. We’re big Eldritch Horror and Consulting Detective fans so it seems like a good game for us.

10 in the “original” (there’s an older one but this is the one that’s been on sale for years in the US) and then they just added a new expansion. Which means we can finally play case 10 without the sadness of knowing it’s the last one.

The number of hot takes that will call these shenanigans a distraction for the big game = 0.

Uncharted 4's Crash Bandicoot/Relationship Simulator section. I don’t know why but I just haven’t picked up the game again. It’s a cute idea and all and I probably wouldn’t mind either thing in another game that had grabbed me more up to that point but I hit save for the night and haven’t been back.

This! A tablet version would be terrific.

Whoever wins, we lose.

I used to love that building, even when it was just a crappy shopping mall. It was just beautiful and I’m sorry it never found a better use than this.

While touchscreen may not make or break the system on a functional basis I think a lack of it would impact interest from consumers. With its size and overall design people are going to expect some tablet-like functionality and if Nintendo allows apps (which is a given, right?) no one is going to want to always have a…

Agreed, it certainly must be bigger than Albany. We have Google! We have robot cabs! You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting some dude with a beard!